carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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