i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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