My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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