Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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