in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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