Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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