remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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She's the barista slut.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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