laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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