And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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