She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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