I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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