Sry I called you an 8
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
