We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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