Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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