he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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