kristin has been a bad kristin
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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