She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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