sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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