omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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