I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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