so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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