I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
if i can run in heels then i can drive
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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