are you so shy because you have an std?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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