I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
