I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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