Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
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Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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