Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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