im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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