Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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