Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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