I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i love accidental penises.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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