just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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