I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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