Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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