i would punch a child for taco bell
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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