it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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