We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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