everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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