you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
