Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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