Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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