I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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