I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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