I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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