he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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