plz talk dirty to me
id be glad to
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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