So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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