He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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