first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dick very happy bro
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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