Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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