Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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