just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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