i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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