We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to