all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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