I feel great
I just peed on a car
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.