I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo