not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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