So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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