I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
i've created a new STD.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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