We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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