If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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