I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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